What is the craziest “I have good news, and I have bad news” you ever received?
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January 28th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
“I have good news, and I have bad news”.
January 29th, 2011 at 12:10 am
The good news is, I made you into Batman
The bad news is your parents are dead.
January 29th, 2011 at 12:33 am
YOU FIYYYAD!
January 29th, 2011 at 1:20 am
“The bad news is your mother will dye in a moth of cancer and your father died in that train wreck. the good news is i saved money on my car insurance!!”
January 29th, 2011 at 1:41 am
My mom: I have good news and I have bad news, what do you want me to tell you first
Me: Bad news first…
Mom: Your great grandma died in the hospital today
Me: OH NO!!! D:
Mom: wanna hear the good news?
Me: WHAT!
Mom: YOUR GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!
FML
January 29th, 2011 at 2:37 am
“The good news is….okay there’s no good news…..just bad and worst…. You have a test tomorrow and a test the next day….”
“I have good news AND bad news! The doctor said your just fine…but you have only 6 months to live :O”
“The good news is there is no bad news!”