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What is the craziest “I have good news, and I have bad news” you ever received?

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6 Responses to “What is the craziest “I have good news, and I have bad news” you ever received?”

  1. Storm Force said :

    “I have good news, and I have bad news”.

  2. The Mad Russian eats yahoo said :

    The good news is, I made you into Batman
    The bad news is your parents are dead.

  3. Bob Barker said :

    YOU FIYYYAD!

  4. Beam Queen <3 said :

    “The bad news is your mother will dye in a moth of cancer and your father died in that train wreck. the good news is i saved money on my car insurance!!”

  5. Tremayne Gillis said :

    My mom: I have good news and I have bad news, what do you want me to tell you first

    Me: Bad news first…

    Mom: Your great grandma died in the hospital today

    Me: OH NO!!! D:

    Mom: wanna hear the good news?

    Me: WHAT!

    Mom: YOUR GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!

    FML

  6. Terra Ford said :

    “The good news is….okay there’s no good news…..just bad and worst…. You have a test tomorrow and a test the next day….”

    “I have good news AND bad news! The doctor said your just fine…but you have only 6 months to live :O”

    “The good news is there is no bad news!”




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