What is the best elephant joke ever?

My dad and I have a competition over who can find the best elephant joke so what do you guys think?

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  1. Elephant's Child said:

    How do you get down from an elephant ?
    You don’t you get it from a duck.
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    How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge ?
    Footprints in the custard.
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    How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    With a blue elephant gun.
    How do you shoot a red elephant?
    Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
    How do you shoot a purple elephant?
    Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
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    How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
    Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
    How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
    None. It’s full of elephants.
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    How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
    You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
    How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
    You can’t close the door.
    How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
    There’s an empty Mini parked outside.
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    What do elephants have that nothing else has?
    Baby elephants.
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    What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
    A mouse going on vacation.
    What is brown, has four legs, and a trunk?
    A mouse coming back from vacation.
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    Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
    Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.
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    What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?
    Their colour.
    What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
    Here come the elephants.
    What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming?
    Here come the plums; she was colour blind.
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  2. Robbie H said:

    Well done, E Child!




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