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Most obscene and offensive joke wins?

11 Responses to “Most obscene and offensive joke wins?”

1. i love one piece said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 7:44 am

   i dont know any good f*cking jokes for u
2. sonic41328 said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 7:51 am

   What’s worse than 20 dead babies in one cup???

   1 dead baby in 20 cups!!!
3. sheephead_28 said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 8:08 am

   When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
   and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

   ‘Tarzan not know sex.’ he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

   Tarzan said ‘Oh …Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’

   Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong,
   but I will show you how to do it properly.’

   She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. ‘Here,’ she said,
   pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’

   Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
   stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

   Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
   Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, ‘What did you do that for?’

   Tarzan replied, ‘Check for squirrel !!!’
4. Kyle said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 8:19 am

   whats the funniest joke of all
   why doest beyonce say to the left to the left?
   whats the different between a black man and a pizza?
   whats the difference between a black man and a bench?

   womens rights
   cause bl=ack ppl have no rights
   a pizza can feed a family of four
   a bench can support a family of four

   im not a racist. there just jokes
5. Broken and Incomplete said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 9:14 am

   What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

   A pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.
6. zmoerder said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 9:19 am

   Black rights, a white guy that can keep the beat, a fat ass doin a situp for a donut, a jew runnin for a penny or dio not kicking ass
7. Robbie said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 9:39 am

   A little girl and her mother were walking through the park and saw 2 people having sex on a park bench. The little girl ask “mommy what are they doing?” the mother hesitates a moment and then responds. “They are making cakes.”
   The next day they are at the zoo adn the little girl sees 2 monkeys having sex. again the little girl ask “mommy what are they doing?” the mother replies again “they are making cakes.”
   The next day the girl says to her mother, “mommy, you and daddy were making cakes in the living room last night.” Shocked, the mother asks, “how do you know?”
   She replies “because i licked the icing off the sofa.”
8. Jay said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 9:48 am

   What do you call a bunch of white ppl rolling down a hill?
   avalanche
   What do you call a bunch of mexicans rolling down a hill?
   mudslide
   What do you call a bunch of black ppl rolling down a hill?
   jail break

   i’m not racist i just heard it in school.
9. Britni said :
   February 6th, 2011 at 10:47 am

   Here’s one I found on Yahoo! Answers:

   So Bobby goes into confessional and says “Forgive me Father, but I did some unpure things.”
   So the priest asks him “Tell me Bobby, who did you do these unpure things with?”
   Bobby says “Oh Father, I can’t say. I promised to keep it private.”
   “Bobby, was it Susie? I’ve heard about her.”
   “Father, I’m sorry but I can’t say.”
   “Lisa?”
   “Father, I promised.”
   “Well Cindy then? It has to be Cindy.”
   “Father, I’m sorry. I can’t say.”
   So the priest tells Bobby “Well I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you for the unpure things and suspend you from alter boy duty for 2 weeks.”
   Bobby says “It’s okay, Father. I understand.”

   So Bobby goes back to his friends and start talking to Jimmy.
   Jimmy asks him “So what did you get?”
   Bobby says “I got a vacation and 3 solid leads!”
10. Justinsane said :
    February 6th, 2011 at 11:46 am

    What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
    One will make your whole day the other will make your hole weak.
11. Jay's Girl 4Ever said :
    February 6th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    A man kept going out every single night and getting trashed at the bars. Every night he’d stumble in after midnight, bend over the sink and puke. His wife would shake her head and say, “One of these days I swear your gonna puke your guts out!”. Of course he’d shrug it off and pass out on the couch. This went on for years until the wife had had enough. It was Thanksgiving and she’d had to eat dinner alone while he was out drinking. As she was cleaning up she saw the guts she’d pulled from the turkey and got a wonderful idea. She laid them out in the sink, planning to give her hubby a good scare. She laid in bed waiting until she heard the door close. A few seconds after hearing him puke she heard a blood curdling scream. She bit her lip to keep from laughing and waited for him to come in. She waited and waited until an hour later he stumbled in breathless and sweating. He shook his head and said, “You were right, I finally did it, I puked my damn guts out.”, with only a slight smirk she replied, “Well, I guess your gonna die now, huh?”. He shook his head and held up a wooden spoon, “No, by the grace of God and by the help of this spoon I managed to get them all back in!”.