Moms: what do you tell the kids when it’s time for you and dad to disappear upstairs for a while?
…and you don’t want the little buggers to interrupt.
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January 28th, 2011 at 3:56 am
well, i’m not a mom, but if I were I’d slip the little rascal a few shots of rum into his sippy cup so he can knock out for the rest of the night
January 28th, 2011 at 4:13 am
All our kids are in reform school so we don’t have to worry or go upstairs…
January 28th, 2011 at 4:52 am
Were going to take a nap, don’t wake us up.
January 28th, 2011 at 5:25 am
I’ve told the kids that their father is a part time doctor and it’s time for my exam
January 28th, 2011 at 6:04 am
Yeah, that never works.
January 28th, 2011 at 6:31 am
We have to talk. And no, it doesn’t work!!
January 28th, 2011 at 6:40 am
“Okay kids, your father is going to be using a jackhammer…”
January 28th, 2011 at 7:29 am
Be nice…we’re going to wrap your birthday presents…
January 28th, 2011 at 7:43 am
that we’re going to clean the upstairs bathroom. Unless they want to clean it themselves – they shouldn’t come up the stairs.
Who am I kidding?? My bedroom is on the main floor. I wouldn’t want to go upstairs, that’s where the kids’ rooms are.
January 28th, 2011 at 8:33 am
We don’t have an upstairs…..now what…?
January 28th, 2011 at 9:09 am
We usually just wait until their asleep and occasionally we sneak one in on Saturday mornings when they become zombie-like in front of the cartoons.
January 28th, 2011 at 9:56 am
“Hey tiger, I’m not sure how to break it to you but…you were adopted. Why don’t you take the next 6 hours to search for your real parents?”
January 28th, 2011 at 9:58 am
I give them sound proof earmuffs, a cardboard box, and some markers.
If they dont have enough imagination to be a fighter pilot then they arent gonna have enough imagination to figure out mommys gettin railed.
January 28th, 2011 at 10:13 am
kids, daddy and i have some business to take car of…..